I Like Big Books and I Cannot Lie Tote bag 9.95


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Liberty Bags Cotton Canvas Tote

  • 6 oz. 100% cotton canvas
  • 22" handles
  • 15" x 16"
  •  Inspired by blog post:

    Oh, my, god. Becky, look at those books.
    They’re so big.
    They look like one of those book nerd’s fantasies.
    But, you know, who understands those book nerds anyway?
    They only read because they’re like total dorky intellectuals.
    I mean that book, it’s just so hefty, it’s like, a door-stopper, I mean – gross. Look!
    They’re just so… THICK!

    (Reader aka Book Nerd)

    I like big books and I cannot lie
    you other people can’t deny
    that when a book sits there with a crazy bunch of pages full of a plot for the ages
    you get sprung;
    wanna pull out your glasses cause you notice that book’s got mass(es).
    Deep in the pages you’re reading -
    you’re hooked and you can’t stop needing.
    That book… you wanna get with it
    just keep reading and never quit.
    My bed time tries to warn me
    but that plot it’s got makes me just wanna squee.
    Ooh, Rumpelstiltskin
    your story is just too thin!
    So, read on, read on
    cause this ain’t your average Don Juan.
    I’m tired of the lyin’
    there’s no denyin’ -
    it’s big, it’s thick
    got it going like a magic trick!
    I’m tired of short book flings
    big book commitments are the things.
    Tolstoy, Bronte: would tell you that -
    books gotta be real fat.

    So, book nerds (yeah!) book nerds (yeah!)
    Has your big book got the weight? (hell yeah!)
    Then flip ‘em (flip ‘em!) flip ‘em (flip ‘em!)
    Flip those fat book pages;
    Big Books got game!

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